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You have to explain to friends from out of town what animal
a "Tri-tip" comes from.
You think salsa goes on everything
Drivers think a red light is just a suggestion.
Your out-of-town friends start to visit after October, but clear
out before the end of April.
The best restaurants in town start with "El" or "Los."
You think $400 a month rent is way too high.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
The pool can be warmer than you are.
You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
You still don't know your way around downtown.
Anywhere "and 99" is too far away.
You think you're better than people from Clovis.
Someone mentions the Fair and your thoughts immediately turn to
Cinnamon Rolls.
You drive just as fast on a sunny day in June as a foggy day in
December.
You have to explain to someone about "G Street."
The whole town shuts down at 11:00.
You complain about how boring Fresno is, but still make fun of
people from Sanger, Selma, Reedley, etc.
You hadn't been to Manchester Center in 10 years until the movie
theater opened.
You never knew how you managed before River Park.
Someone from out-of-town talks about how foggy it is and tell
them, "Just wait."
You know not to take Shaw at 8, 12, or 5.
You swear there was an orchard there last week, where now there are houses.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Fresno.
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But really, I feel like I have no energy and all I'm doing is waisting time with foolish things, such as posting a new entry...hehehe! Adieu. 
